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Look who came crawling back

Connor Hellebuyck in a white Jets jersey, on his knees in the crease, looking up.
Tonight's guest: Connor Hellebuyck Goalie · Ex-holdout · Human boomerang
Archival footage: Hellebuyck vs. Seattle, Oct. 24, 2024. He was not literally begging for his job back here. Spiritually, though. Photo: Jenn G / Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0. Resized, filtered, scanlined.
Tonight JETS HOCKEYStarring: everyone except Connor, unless your first name is Kyle.Other Connor can be found nestled in Room 202’s cuck chair at the Fort Garry Hotel.

You wanted out. Now someone misses his mommy

We drafted Connor Hellebuyck. We made the Conference Finals together. We caught some bass together. We even had his back when we turned into a colander in the playoffs against Colorado. After everything, he wanted out and didn't report to training camp, so we suspended his ass.

Then, shortly before opening night, he told the team he intended to come back, according to Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman.

His suspension is scheduled to end Friday, Oct. 23. Adam Lowry says “they need to talk.” Pagnotta suggests that the rest of the team “may not want him to come back.” Can't imagine why.

So we built a clock. It started the day the Jets opened without him, and it runs until he's back in the crease. Or isn't.

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Stuart Skinner's goalie mask, black and white, over the word Skinner stacked six times in red and blue.

Meanwhile, In Stu we trust.

The Jets signed Stuart Skinner to a two-year deal on July 1. He needed a fresh start, so did we. Plus, he has a top tier duster.

Photo: Jenn G / Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0. Cropped, cut out, inked. This version is CC BY-SA 2.0 too.

Time since he cucked out

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since Connor Hellebuyck asked the Jets to take him back. His suspension is set to end Friday.

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It has been
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days since Connor started being a dick

Counting from Aug. 27, 2026, the day he went public with his trade request (NHL.com). He says he asked privately "several months" before that, so this is a low estimate. Previous record: 0.

2026–27 SEASON0%

of the regular season has played out without him. Games started: 0.

Pay he's given up sitting out (roughly)

$0 US

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